Gigantic Ass Bed
$299.99
Are you and your colossal canine constantly competing for couch space? Fed up with feeling the floorboards while your furry friend hogs the bed? Well, we’ve got just the solution. Meet The Gigantic Ass Bed, a sleep sanctuary designed especially for the larger-than-life dogs and their human counterparts!
What’s The Gigantic Ass Bed?
Our bed measures a whopping 79” x 36” x 12” (trust us, that’s gigantic) and is built with a plush orthopedic foam base that’s kinder on your big dog’s joints than a tummy rub. The size makes it a perfect fit for your giant breed dog, and, well, you too. So, snuggle in, spread out, and enjoy some high-quality snoozing!
The Fun Stuff: Why Get The Gigantic Ass Bed?
- Space and Support Like No Other: This ain’t your average dog bed. It’s designed to let your doggo sprawl, curl, or flop without hanging off the edge. Plus, the orthopedic foam base provides top-notch support that won’t buckle or sag under the weight of your mammoth mate.
- Stylish Yet Comfy: Who said a dog bed can’t look good? Now, you don’t have to hide the dog bed when visitors come over.
- Sleep-Functionality: We’re talking about a bed that’s easy to get onto, comfy on joints, and big enough for a buddy. You and your dog can wave goodbye to restless nights and say hello to sweet dreams!
- Orthopedic Relevance: A crucial factor for our giant friends, this bed has an orthopedic foam base that evenly distributes weight and reduces pressure points. It’s not just a bed—it’s a health haven.
- Easy Maintenance: The cover is machine-washable, so no more panic when your pooch comes back from their muddy adventures!
- Longevity and Protection: Equipped with a waterproof underliner, this bed combats drool, spills, and accidents to keep the bed fresh and dry.
Humans Love It Too!
Our Gigantic Ass Bed is so cozy you might find yourself spending more time on it than your own bed. Curl up with a book, binge-watch your favorite shows, or simply enjoy some quality cuddle time with your pet—it’s your new go-to spot for relaxation!
Wrapping It Up: The Lowdown on The Gigantic Ass Bed
Designed to pamper your big ass dog (and you), the Gigantic Ass Bed is the answer to your sleep space woes. Its generous size, orthopedic support, stylish design, and easy maintenance make it an unmatched sleep solution. So, why wait? Grab one today and elevate your sleeping experience alongside your big ass dog!
Availability: In stock
| Weight | 32 lbs |
|---|---|
| Shipping Dimensions | 32 × 22 × 12 in |
| Color | Dark Gray |
| Orthopedic Foam | YES |
| Water-resistant liner | YES |
| Machine Washable | YES (the removable cover) |
Kristine Sites (verified owner) –
We loved this bed so much we bought 2. Fits humans and large puppers. 12/10 highly recommend.
Tom W –
After years of searching for a giant, durable and comfortable bed for my Dane – I have finally found it! So big and comfy that my labrador and Dane cuddle with plenty of room. Easy to clean, perfect bed!
Bailey (verified owner) –
Initially purchased the big ass bed and it wasn’t what I thought it would be. Was contacted by the owner and he made it right.
Received the giant ass bed soon after and was very ecstatic and it was a hit for my Great Dane.
The bed is not big… not giant… fucking enormous.
Super padded and fluffy… I even fell asleep in it with my pup and was thoroughly impressed!!!
Thank you big ass team for coming through .
Panda Taggart –
We absolutely LOVE this ginormous ass bed! We have a Cane Corso, Great Dane & Lab/Pit mix and they all fit and love to curl up together, annd there’s still room! It’s amazing!