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Top 5 Answers Big Ass Hoodie
$64.95
6 users have bought this in the last 15 days.
Meet your new go-to hoodie—the Top 5 Answers Hoodie from the Big Ass Dog Company. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s your new best friend in the battle against repetitive questions. Soft? Check. Comfy? Absolutely. Attitude? Oh, you bet your big ass! Whether you’re out for a stroll or just lounging at home, this hoodie has you covered, literally and figuratively. Get ready for fewer questions and more laughs. Because when you’ve got a Big Ass Dog, you need an even bigger sense of humor.
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Hey there, fellow big ass dog lover! Ever get tired of hearing the same questions every time you’re out with your big ass dog? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!
The Perfect Hoodie for Big Ass Dog Owners
Our Top 5 Answers Hoodie is the perfect wardrobe addition for owners of big ass dogs with an equally big ass attitude. We get it—you’ve heard the “Whoa, that’s a big ass dog!” comment more times than you can count. Our hoodie, adorned with the top five tongue-in-cheek answers to the most common questions, lets you reply without saying a word.
Soft, Comfortable and Size-Inclusive
Made with super soft and comfortable material, our hoodies have been praised by our customers, some of whom wear them daily. Our unisex hoodies come in small, medium, large, extra-large, and double extra-large sizes. They’re available in a sleek dark grey color with a tear-away label. We can also provide custom larger sizes upon request.
More than Just a Hoodie
But this isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a statement. A badge of honor. A big ass sign of pride that shows off your status as a big ass dog owner. And it’s not just for humans—some of our customers have wrapped these awesome hoodies around their dogs as well!
Customer Feedback
But don’t just take our word for it. Our customers have vouched for the high quality and unique design of our hoodies. Here are some words from our happy customers:
- Kristen G: “Everything looks incredible and the sweatshirt is SO SOFT!”
- Angie B: “Absolutely my favorite hoodie now. Love it so much I ordered a 2nd one and a tank!”
| Weight | 1 lbs |
|---|---|
| Shipping Dimensions | 16 × 12 × 3 in |
| Size | Unisex – Small, Unisex – Medium, Unisex – Large, Unisex – X-Large, Unisex – 2X-Large |
| Material | 52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester fleece |
| Features | Dyed-to-match draw cords, Ribbed cuffs and waistband, kangaroo pockets, Tear-away label |
| Color | Dark Gray |
4 reviews for Top 5 Answers Big Ass Hoodie
FAQs
Are these unisex?
Yep! These sweatshirts are unisex sizing.
Do they come in different colors?
Currently, we only offer the grey, but we are likely going to offer more colors in the future.
How did you get this sweatshirt to be so soft?
We used a special mix of pixie dust and unicorn fur to make the most comfortable sweatshirt ever - you will want to live in it!
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Kristine Sites (verified owner) –
The absolute most comfortable sweatshirt I have. I love it so much I have a few of them…please consider different colors so I don’t look like I live in it several days a week!
Alayna B –
The best hoodie I own! Not only is it a conversation piece it’s SO comfortable and fits true to size. Highly recommend!
Kristen –
We live in this hoodie! It is super soft, fits us all perfectly and color still looks brand new even after a year of weekly washing. Very well made with a nice wide neck that doesn’t choke me but isnt oversized to where it looks too big. We get compliments on it all the time.
Hubs is 5’6” 180 lbs
Wife is 5’3” 150 lbs
Dog is 120lb cane corso and this is her favorite hoodie as well
We all share a size medium
Angie B. (verified owner) –
Absolutely my favorite hoodie Now. Love it so much I ordered a 2nd one and a tank!