Big Ass Leash

$14.95

Tired of your dog walking you? Meet the Big Ass Leash, the only leash that means business. Made for dogs who think “sit” is optional and squirrels are arch-nemeses, this leash laughs in the face of danger. It’s like the Superman of leashes—strong, visible, comfy, and with a clasp that’s smarter than your last Tinder date. Ditch that wannabe string you’re calling a leash and upgrade to the Big Ass Leash. Your dog deserves it.

Isn’t it time you showed your dog who’s boss? 🚀

Hey there, big dog owner! Welcome to the leash of your dreams!

What’s the Big Deal?
Our Big Ass Leash was designed with your giant breed dog in mind. We’ve heard the jokes, seen the eyerolls and know the struggles you face finding a leash that doesn’t look like it’s going to snap when your furry friend decides to chase that squirrel.

What Makes it Stand Out?

Strength: Our high-strength braided nylon rope with a reinforced core keeps the leash from being bulky but still incredibly strong. This leash has been stress-tested on a tension machine to ensure durability.
Visibility: The nylon stitching contains reflective fibers so that it can be seen at night for extra safety. No more late-night invisibility cloaks here, folks!
Comfort: The handle has a foam grip for extra comfort while walking your pup. Trust us, your hands will thank you.
Clasp: Our clasp is easy to operate and rotates 360 degrees. A leash that works with you, not against you. Who would’ve thought?

What’s the Word on the Street?
Briana S. says “I love this leash! The comfort handle makes it so easy to hold even when my big dog is pulling. The reflective stitching also makes me more comfortable walking with my dog at nighttime.”

A Final Word
So quit messing around with those flimsy, embarrassingly small leashes and step up to the Big Ass Leash. Your Big Ass Dog will thank you.